Just Say No to VD

When I was a kid, VD was the acronym for venereal disease. We've progressed since then to the more inclusive term, STD (sexually transmitted disease). Now VD refers to Valentine's Day, much better  than the alternative, V-Day.

If my husband could wear this, he would.
I was reading the comics as I do every morning, because, hey, I like to start my day with a chuckle. Pearls and Swine was a hilarious tribute to all those who hate the Hallmark holiday (see it here). In it, Rat is pressuring Stephan to use his strip to advocate for something, and he thought an anti-Valentine's Day campaign, complete with "No VD signs" was the way to go. After all, "It's a stupid holiday and nobody likes it." As I enjoyed my chuckle, reality hit: I live with Rat.

Funny how art imitates life.

I am not saying he can't be romantic or doesn't show his feelings, but he definitely gives two thumbs down to Valentine's Day. He hates it---going as far as saying he is anti-Valentine's Day. I get not wanting to be told you must show affection to your sweetheart on a particular day of the year, especially with overpriced roses, expensive, sappy cards that end up in the recycling bin, and ridiculous pre-fixed restaurant menus (if you can even nab a seat), but ANTI- Valentine's Day? Uh. OK. That might be a little strong. But, at least he doesn't picket with signs.

I've learned to live with it. He has lots of other redeeming qualities that help me justify this decision. But, I wouldn't poo-poo some half-price chocolates the day after.



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